Saturday, May 9, 2009

A week in my life.

Cooked beans today. Hubby loved the last one so much, I feel like cooking it everyday now. Seriously, he started by overfeeding - not unusual, he does that whenever he is very hungry or he really likes the food. Next, he was composing ballads and poetry about it (just kidding, though am sure he would have if he were the ballad and poetry composing type).

My first thought was "he's having an affair" unfortunately, i cannot help the way I think. I mean, every body is happy after getting laid, but we hadn't done it enough times to justify that much praise over a pot of beans, a week later he was still praising it! Besides, I just dumped everything in the pot and it even burnt small sef. Well, he took the last of it to work this morning (began cooking in bulk when baby came, I find that it is verry convenient) amidst more adulation and accolades so, I need to cook some more; heck, we may begin to cook beans everyday from now on.

Baby was sick again. Fever crankiness, loss of appetite. I had to call my mom to ask what I was doing wrong. She said he might be teething; I tell her he did that three weeks ago, infact the second one is crowning. I didn't know they fell ill with each tooth. went to check on him during my lunch break feeling I should have called in and not gone to work. The boy was happily swinging his legs enthusiastically eating some kind of spanish rice and noodle soup. The boy did not even cry when I left, but that told me he was alright. He's fine now, again and at least I know what to expect when the top ones start coming in.

I don't know how to say this, but if I was a boy, I'd be an ass man. I have this colleague with this very cute ass and I like watching it move. I just realised I've been staring at her a bit too much when she caught me looking for the second time in one day and now I have to make a conscious effort not to look and its been sooo hard. Don't get me wrong, I am not gay. Personally I am not homo phobic or homo curious. am not interested in boobs, it would be akward trying to make love to a woman and feel her breasts, beside, part of the turn on in sex is feeling his member grow, you wont get that with a woman and how about the ridges and contuours? and seriously a dildo would not trmble and pulse or shoot anything warm, no I am not gay.I just admire her ass the way people admire a pretty face.

:) how was your week?

9 comments:

  1. lol @ being an ass person.
    Im glad you son was ok.
    It didnt easy to be a mother.

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  2. The post started out about beans but someone is certainly horny in this block...someone other than me I mean...

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  3. Your week wasn't half as exciting as mine...
    I spent a week in hospital with my smallie, we were sharing a 1*1 sized bed,spent the whole time packing shit& backing the individual non stop.

    This is asides the fact that it not exactly fun sharing a tiny bed with and infant!!!!!

    It's supposedly the same "teething" issues that landed us there.Don't know why Naija folks are convcinced that every time a baby's ill it's teething.Doctor did say it was malaria& a viral infection though!!!

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  4. LOLLLLLLLLLLL babes i don 4get wetin i been wan write sef' :-)


    *glad baby is okay,

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  5. lol... at the beans gist... .do cook it more.... if it gets the praises... then keep doing it... if it works dont knock it...

    yes actually i'm an arse person too although i watch male arse.... i watch arse so much you can ask me what the arse of any man i know looks like and i will tell you! although i might say "uninteresting" but i will say! i am that bad!

    i get you on the ridges and contours thing and not being gay.... i watch women too and i know i'm not gay....

    lol
    week is great so far... pop over! i put something up!

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  6. lol, i think some of us just have an appreciative eye for the female form and it doesn't make us bi-curious.

    Glad ur little one is OK now.

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  7. lol that beans must have been really sweet!

    lol @ the ass gist...i kinda know wat u mean ;)

    good to hear your boy is better now..

    meanwhile ur attention is required on my blog. x

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  8. @ Phoenix
    It didn't o, unlike being an aunt or big sis you can't hand the pikin to anyone. You just keep worrying and hoping for the best.


    @ Afro
    Lol, good idea though. . .


    @ Fluffy
    I hope he's doing better now. I tire for the teething thing o. He has been teething for 6 months now. Our own doc does not prescribe drugs for kids, so we just suffer through whatever it is. Been psyching my Mom to let me send the boy down.

    @ Janet Bond
    That gist still tickles me. I hope you get all the gadgets that go with the job. Hubby secretly follows my blog so I wont say what I notice in men. . .not today sha, I only notice a guy's ass if its flat (not good) or bigger than mine (even worse).


    @mizchif
    You've said it all, its just having an appreciative eye, but seriously if i could tape the girl and not look crazy, you'd know what I mean.


    @aloted
    M is a hard word to start with, will do the best I can sha.


    @LG
    I'll take that to mean u're reserving your comment.

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